We're not there yet

A time is coming, in the not so distant future, when things will take a turn. Two years from now, maybe five, maybe ten, who's to say. I'll know when. It'll be right after Google and Apple and Coca-Cola and Volkswagen all join forces in a massive international conglomerate. Yeah, that'll be my signal to grab some purified water and my ever-ready backpack full of twinkies and head out. I think I'll head south, maybe to a beach somewhere. That's where I'll be, if you need me.